Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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