I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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