): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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