The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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