I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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