Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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