Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
