Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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