Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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