I need help removing her.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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