Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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