no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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