i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The Olympian is in my bed
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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