You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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