great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
she looked like the before picture.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Randomize
