In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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