She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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