Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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