Ambien. No doubt about it.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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