Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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