i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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