need another drink. this is the easiest way
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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