I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize