we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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