I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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