Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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