Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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