You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
BRING THE BAGELS
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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