Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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