yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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