Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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