I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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