we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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