That's intense
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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