The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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