Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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