Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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