When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You left your phone here
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