Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just cut my nipple shaving
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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