You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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