i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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