The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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