People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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