I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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