I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Boobs are out for the taking
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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