Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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