We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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