And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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