Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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