I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
