I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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