3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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