Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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