if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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