I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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