Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
